I'm Justin Troutman:
      
                    > partner to Ludmila,
                    > # of daughters = 3,
                    > # of sons = 1
                    > Erdős-Bacon # = 5,
                    > published cryptographer,
                    > foul-happy street baller,
                    > softcover bookbinder,
                    > typesetting shidoshi,
                    > *wave and lo-fi aficionado, 
                    > southern drawl in bass,
                    > security at Cruise,
                    > and product of 1984.

                            


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